welcome :)

This is like a van Gogh painting

that baby gonna come out as a smoothie

shout out to all my sexy bitches who get light headed when they sit up 

Iron deficiency gang rise up (but not too fast)

do i deserve back pain at this age

remember to drink water and not dumb bitch juice

This is like a cards against humanity

😂😂😂😂😂😂

You know originally democracy had this feature where if the government stopped representing the people we'd all get together and kill everyone in charge

GLOCK ness monster

I think the amount of people in the notes who can’t figure out how to find their own heartbeats is way more concerning.

That means exercise is an exorcism because it increases your heartbeat