I am the bone of my sword

GUYS PEWDIEPIE DELTED HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL AHSJDHDJX

the discontent i spread is incomparable to the horrific deception you force into this world

Treehoppers are too little for us to normally hear BUT many people don’t realize that cicadas are evolutionarily like a giant version of these c:

Ok, God, I am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I’ll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, “Yeah ok so if there’s a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this” and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my shit because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably fucking funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there’s a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months

you will be turned to icing if you don’t start acting correctally.

naughty rodents go into the i c i n g c o n e

politician under investigation for child sex trafficking here to speak about the dangers of The Gays grooming your children at school