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the pinof kiss being real is making me fucking spiral how were all the most unhinged phannie theories from 2015 real. how did all those teenage girls clock them with the power of a thousand suns

what if phil is having so many medical emergencies because hes secretly an ao3 author and the curse got to him?

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

something about dan having a 2 hour crying rosé moment on his balcony before interactive introverts because he was secretly gay and now they’re going on a tour called hard launch, a name which comes from the fact that they came out about their relationship as a gay couple.

Something about both Phil being a performative emo in hopes of attracting a cute emo boy and Dan loudly posting about all of his and Phil's shared interests to lure him in is so funny to me. They weirded each other in