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@ralfmaximus

the combination of dark chocolate and cherry will have you wanting to wear shoulder-length gloves and drag men around on their hands and knees with leashes

the combination of dark chocolate and cherry will have you casting curses at your enemies that make thorny rosebushes burst forth from beneath their skin

the combination of dark chocolate and cherry will have you sensually dragging your tongue along someone's neck before biting them and drinking all of their blood

the combination of dark chocolate and cherry will have you sitting on an obsidian throne swirling a glass of a mysterious sanguine liquid as you watch your dark armies scourge the lands and lay waste to your enemies

Milk chocolate and peanut butter is pretty good also

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

not now kitten. daddy is trying to work out the best timezone to drop nudes

Anyway, I love hairy ass

the art of not being ready and doing it anyway will take you far

this is about bottoming

THIS IS WHERE THAT FUCKING MEME COMES FROM?!!!!

it’s genuinely fucking absurd that cis people have any goddamn say at all on trans healthcare

Sorry for getting precum on your hole while dry humping, bro.

Accidentally clicked on an ad and I died