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noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

“I masturbated to the thought of you.” Good do it again

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

I P address? baby it’s called the bathroom 😂

The hairier the better and if any of y’all disagree I’ll fight you

Zooming in on your nudes so I can see what's on your bookshelf