devoted pussy ninja

sometimes an american will be talking to you and they start throwing around numbers like 70 or 90 when talking about the weather and you just have to smile and nod

bitches be like “I’m shy” then send you a pic of their asshole

load bearing tumblr mutual

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

“It looks like you have your adblocker on :(” it looks like you can suck both my balls from the back

Caterpillars aren’t exciting enough it should be random what comes out of the cocoon. And for my third wish make my tits bigger again

I got whatever ADHD is called

a deadly huge dong

Diva alert ⚠️

Every dog has a “dog pearl”. It makes it by eating grass. When a dog dies it uses its pearl energy to manifest one wish. We don’t know what they wish for, but our thaumaturgists have traced their leylines through history. The consequences of dog wishes on the current political climate can’t be understated.

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting