devoted pussy ninja

Caterpillars aren’t exciting enough it should be random what comes out of the cocoon. And for my third wish make my tits bigger again

I got whatever ADHD is called

a deadly huge dong

Diva alert ⚠️

Every dog has a “dog pearl”. It makes it by eating grass. When a dog dies it uses its pearl energy to manifest one wish. We don’t know what they wish for, but our thaumaturgists have traced their leylines through history. The consequences of dog wishes on the current political climate can’t be understated.

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us