Little King Trashmouth

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

Illustration from the book "Hondo and Fabian" written and illustrated by Peter McCarty

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

you’ll achieve the most you can if you go at your own pace

good music should beat the shit out of you

some of you have never worked in a bathhouse to save your pig parents and it shows 

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

my dead wife. the ad free internet

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

the grink was there. it didnt change anything but it still matters that the grink was there.