Freshman 50 and far, far, beyond.

FUCKING PACKED IN

My roommate says it’s just a “growth spurt”

I just want you to lay your head on my belly and tell me how soft I am

These little things??? Of course.

And more discovering my fat growing body,here.

Made a sketch for @bigobesefatty7887!

You are gorgeous, just know it ☺️

P.S If anyone else would like me to draw them, you can commission me ☺️

(I do it for cheap, prices in dm)

Do you know the Muffin Man?

Do you know the Muffin Man, The Muffin Man, the Muffin Man? Do you know the Muffin Man, Whose muffin top leads the way?

Once upon a time, he was the golden boy, the lean athlete who could sprint up stairs without thinking twice. Then somewhere between "I'll start the gym again next week" and "I'll just have one more burger", the legend took a rather... round turn.

Now his snug jeans have become brave little warriors, battling daily against the ever-growing muffin top that proudly spills over the waistband like bread rising out of an overfilled baking tin. Every shirt button has filed a formal complaint, and every belt notch has been forced into early retirement.

The villagers whisper: "Careful... if you hear the waistband creak, the Muffin Man is near."

He still introduces himself like he's the hottest guy in town, but these days the only thing breaking hearts is the stitching on his favorite pair of pants. His six-pack didn't disappear, it was simply buried beneath a family-sized bakery.