it means a very much to uzz a lot

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

Salem is my favorite

2017, far from killing, literally brings things back to life. We all thought Salem was dead. But here comes 2017 to deliver the good news.

PSA: Esquire Network is airing a Parks and Rec marathon tomorrow so you don’t have to watch the inauguration

SIGNAL BOOST

I NEED THIS SO BAD RIGHT NOW

GOD BLESS THIS POST

Please

GUYS I BELIEVE THIS WORKED FOR ME I JUST GOT THE JOB OPPORTUNITY OF MY LIFE!!!

In process! I will let you know if I get the job!

Job Interview today,I need this

It really worked

😩😩😩

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@insertepithethere

Need this

Ooh yes I applied today

Need it

Lmao I’m glad my blessings are reaching people

So true believe in him

please I just had an interview and I really need this or another job asap 🙏🙏🙏

Bless 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

Praying for y'all ✊🏾💙

Point your hand toward this post!!!!!! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

I GOT THE JOB BRUH 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I WAS SO HAPPY

I need this 😩🙏🏾

Well I just got my summer hours and my checks finna be liiiitttt!!!

💁🏾💁🏾💁🏾

jesus work

Hope I get itttt

Amen

Have an interview tomorrow wish me luck!!!!!

Starting my second job tomorrow thank you for the good vibes

I gotta call a hiring manager in like 20 minutes I hope this work

Here goes nothing… fingers crossed 🤞

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

This is literally something I do 🙈

Don’t stress over dick in 2017. It’s a cheap, renewable resource. The market is flooded with dick. Focus on yaself and the dick you deserve will show up eventually

bye im……..

the only good thing to come out of 2016