it's whitney

the best genre of pokemon are the ones that are just some pink thing

if she’s your girl why am I wearing her favour at the tournament

If she’s your girl why am I her champion

My man's thighs called awareness the way I'm. spreading them

Manspreading because you guess it. I'm spreading. my man

My man's thighs called excel bcause i am. spreading them on the. sorry. on the Sheets

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

did something ambiguously romantic with the object of my affections and now i’m feverish and sniffling. am i a fucking edwardian woman

it was covid

I literally do not care what the Bible says about any political issue. I am not Christian. Christian scripture should have zero effect on my life or my personal freedoms. 

happy pride i went to the pride festival and walked by a person with their entire coochie out

also got a really bad sunburn and saw a car with a smaller version of itself on top of it with a pink mini version in the trunk. but that is not important.

winona ryder's character in stranger things has never been wrong even once and every time the fucking gravity turns off or whatever she says "hey thats weird right" and everyone in a 10 mile radius is like "woah category five woman moment incoming"

corporate fae story where you are trapped when you eat their food (free lunch) send tweet

me getting trapped in the fae realm (corporate america) by eating the food (free lunch) and drinking their wine (coffee from the nice coffee machine)

I foolishly gave them my true name (my email) and they forced me to do their will (answer my email)

Windmills and lighthouses are cousins

Towers with jobs

breaking news: kitty cat curls into a ball and covers its eyes with paw while sleeping