And all tomorrows in my funnybone

I moved in with my bf at the beginning of the month and the apartment came with a surprise back patio garden (2nd story) and so I’ve planted a late summer vegetable and herb garden and I’m daydreaming about next spring’s crops because I haven’t had a garden in over five years and that’s just what I’ve been up to lately

All you guys had to do was tell me that Olivia Colman was in Fleabag

I’m watching the “Finding Frances” episode of Nathan for You for like the 7th time with other friends and it’s just so good every single time

I can’t wait for it to become professionally acceptable to have my voicemail message just be, “If you have reached my voicemail, please hang up and send me an email instead”

Film Twitter needs to stop trying to talk me into seeing Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

I really need tonight’s therapy session but I’m not particularly looking forward to having to explain the nitrous balloon scene at Ph*sh shows and the central role they played in my latest breakdown

Who wants to split a bottle of wine and talk about Midsommar for two hours

Sorry I don’t post much anymore! I oscillate wildly between being too depressed to try to write out my feelings and being too happy to need the internet

The Yesterday movie looked dumb as hell and I read the plot summary on Wikipedia and HOOBOY I’m glad I didn’t pay money for that ending