SQUISHY !!!!

I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table  arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”

Shower time!

it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game

fuck it. reblog this and tell me in the tags what your favorite album is

loud warning

Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”

manifesting for everyone to have a very lesbian summer

4. uno

i don't have it i got the oldest xbox known to man

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

i'm gonna get hate for this but sincerely i don't think people hate dogs i think they hate poor dog stewardship. which is not the dog's fault... it's the same as hating a child for being really fucking annoying in public. you have to breathe and remember they didn't ask to be in your proximity & they would also rather be somewhere where their needs are being met but unfortunately they are stuck with some evil fucker