PLEASE EXCUSE MY DOPE ASS SWAG

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that's arugula

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thats arugula

I have a theory that certain niches of zoosadist content are political, and the viewers are using the animal as a replacement for who they actually want to hurt. It's just easier and less risky for them to access content where animals are used. This is based on an exposé a while back that involved a lot of Trump supporters paying for animal torture content, I will let you know if I find/remember the article covering it

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

I think we should also add some sort of chitinous segmented armor on their backs to help protect them also

@onenicebugperday

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

The ominous temperature in this post is 3.5315π Rrad

i did a google search for "most recent invention" which my girlfriend said was something strong bad would do

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business