PLEASE EXCUSE MY DOPE ASS SWAG

The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...

I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you

There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.

this ones a classic even tho i really really really wish it was not

can’t even joke about wishing my fics could write themselves without people mistaking it for ai usage anymore. what a lost whimsy

I don’t want AI to plagiarize-autocorrect its way to a fic I want little fic house elves to crawl out of the floorboards and finish my fic for me in exchange for a thimble of milk

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal

i'm starting to get like a kneejerk annoyance reaction to the term "yumeshipping". What was wrong with calling it self shipping huh why do you people have to be weebs about it

i feel like any day now people are gonna bring back "waifu" unironically

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?