The Edge

shlap shlap shlap shlap (sound of my titties hitting the bars in my minecraft jail )  let me out! let me outtttt!

happy april foold everyone did you know about………………… bofa

"babe, can you let the dog out? It's presenting optical illusions again!"

you have to call someone now

this post eminates incredibly demonic energy

This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed

i never think more than two months into the future otherwise i start bawling and puking and clutching my stomach

sorry for being so weird it's my first time being alive

NOT sorry for being so weird it’s my ONLY time being alive

you can do whatever you want forever

hell yes. realest shit ever said

hte real april foule… was you.

for thinkjghing I did not care abou you.

my friende.

*buzzer noise* OP, in this post you stated you were "laying pipe". Unfortunately, due to the circumference, wall thickness, and ellipsoid cross-section-shape of your penis, I'm afraid you were merely "laying tube". Please delete this post and try again.

i fuck with joy now !!! we’re not supposed to be that sad

the poll is missing.

listen,

I'm listening

do you hear it?