goated with the sauce

tumblr was designed in a lab to be a personal purgatory for ppl with moral ocd i think

I’m sorry babe I’m just not the irreverent deconstruction of a fantasy archetype you thought I was

where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

on principle i'm completely with the tumblr users who wanna mock folks who don't listen to rap/hip-hop/jazz/country/etc but some of the discourse on the subject on here seems to indicate that people think merely consuming media is like an act of social justice or some shit and thinking about it like that is just as fucked. you're not like, doing a favor to Black people by putting on jazz records you know

I actually think all fairies are fat, in their natural habitat. The Irish used iron horseshoes to protect their milk and butter stashes from fairies bc they love cream so much. Cream and berries and honey and ale, all day every day. If you see a skinny fairy she is underfed, give her some sugar water like you would a tired bumblebee 🍰

it's always "you gnawed off your own leg to escape like an animal caught in a trap" and never "why didn't anyone try to help you out of the trap" or "why weren't you provided with any other resources to escape the trap with except for your own teeth"