goated with the sauce

if you catch me online after midnight im probably jerking off

moral OCD is a psyop meant to make me afraid of my sought-after status of being the GOAT

"noah you need to inflate your sense of self importance" I cannot stress enough how absolutely fucking terrified i am of liking myself Too Much. it feels like if i do that i'm going to become the worst person ever and will have to be executed via firing squad

my swag is uncontainable the charisma will leak out of me anyway. fuuuuuck head in hands im the life of the party which means people are LOOKING AT ME...... positive opinions are better (x5) i also feel stupid bc now that i play into my strengths i am actually a BETTER and LIKABLE person which was my GOAL........... but now........... i dont struggle w insecurity i actually excel at it . i'm the goat n to be the goat u gotta understand all ur flaws Okay

moral OCD is a psyop meant to make me afraid of my sought-after status of being the GOAT

"noah you need to inflate your sense of self importance" I cannot stress enough how absolutely fucking terrified i am of liking myself Too Much. it feels like if i do that i'm going to become the worst person ever and will have to be executed via firing squad

bitches hate when you get sick and tired of being treated like shit and react to it

"My daughter is fine" Your son finds Spoken For by Flavor Foley featuring Kasane Teto to be the perfect encapsulation of the specific type of femininity he used to perform for you

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

*sees your post, takes cigar out of mouth and rubs forehead* dont make me unfollow you, kid

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere

what you experience is hyperfixation, which is pathological. what I experience is psychosexual obsession， which is also pathological, but in a darkly chic and subversive way. thank you for understanding.

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

tucson aint got much but it does have a bridge shaped like a rattlesnake

glad people are reblogging my friend the bridge snake