Gadzooks

God forbid Chippy do anything

You absolutely must unmute this video.

Yes, your seal is childproof, however, it is also 30 year old adult with carpal tunnel proof as well

powerscalers could read the tortoise and the hare and spend years arguing between "the tortoise is faster than the hare because he won the race" and "the hare should have won because he was faster, the author had to nerf him for plot"

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

hey whats with that sign

one of my favorite bits in lord of the rings is something the movies didn't really try to do because it's entirely internal, but sam's carrying the ring and it starts trying to do its work on him, so he's having these intrusive visions of himself marching at the head of a vast and terrible army, and he just starts laughing because, me? samwise gamgee? sam gamgee the general sam gamgee the dark lord are you for real? man i just want to go home and do some gardening. and the ring gets frustrated and it starts trying to figure out other stuff that would actually tempt sam and it's finally like, okay, but hear me out: imagine if you could have...A REALLY REALLY BIG GARDEN

and then he's like, i don't know that sounds like a lot more work than a regular garden actually. why don't we just get on with finding mister frodo

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up