Proud To Be Me

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Chadwick Boseman + Filmography

By FDASuarez

✰ POKEMON GENERATION 1-7 ✰

HAPPY 4/20 EVERYONE (CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE FULL DUB YOU WONT REGRET IT)

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

They’re written like positive affirmations you’d write on sticky notes to paste on your bathroom mirror when you’re depressed.

I WILL piss on the moon.

I’m soft™ 

#thepowercouplewedeserve

𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐒: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐩 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤’𝐬 𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐲’𝐬 𝐀𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐲.

this is the emoji equivalent of “graphic design is my passion”. -5/10

Janelle Monáe photographed by Tony Duran for LA Confidential. Hair styled by Nikki Nelms.

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