(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

“what time do you get off?” well that’s not really any of your business now is it

legend tells of a mysterious being called “nuance” that allows multiple things to be true at the same time. some say you can still hear its voice whispering in the trees

i wish i were rich because that way i could comtinue being Insane & Useless and it would be fine like not even a problem

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

unfortunately it appears that i'm some kind of insane person

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.