"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

being insane isnt even that bad

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

i need to get into cars

they have doors which help with this

most of them are locked ive only gotten lucky like twice

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

ugh of course he has two mothers. they just had to make it woke. and one of them's made of cloth and the other wire too. sick of this forced diversity bullshit

i'll just say what we were all thinking. the paris catacombs are lowkey performative as hell

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

evrybody hate me and want me dead. except for god he said faggot! you will live forever