"are you normal about-" no I'm an insane pervert

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

happy pride month lottielee baptism scene

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

death will not do us part you stupid cunt

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

what do they put in goldfish crackers that make them so fucking good *doesnt want to sound like a corporate shill* evil poison no doubt

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

Aaaaaaaaand You're banished from my realm

How come every message scrawled in blood on a wall is sans serif

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence