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men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

@/teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

the existence of uncanny valley would suggest there is also a canny mountain

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

The Wii U recently turned 10 years old…

I get the feeling the xbox 360 is going to be labeled retro in a few years.

Xbox 360 will be 17 years old in two days time.

Hey. HEY. NO.

all i am taking from this right now is that the switch should have wii games all on virtual console cheap

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here