Lesbian Mom Friend

A lot of people seem to attribute America’s touch-starved culture to Puritan standards of conduct but I think it was the opposite. I think ever since we became so sex-crazed suddenly you can’t even put an arm around someone’s shoulder without that being seen as “putting the moves on” meanwhile Puritan children could openly call their fathers “daddy” and no one batted an eye so like…who’s the real culprit in “no one’s allowed to touch because touch is sexual” here?

I’m having a fucking stroke

*vaguely scottish noises*

EVERYTHING WAS LAID OUT IN FRONT OF ME AND YET I WAS NOT READY FOR A SINGLE SECOND OF IT

the fucking transcript i can’t

help im sobbing

This. This is the best thing ever.

YEESSSS, SOMEONE DREW IT!!! XD

THEY ACTUALLY DID IT I AM SCREAMING

ICONIC

*wheeze*

This went from normal to oddly dark to normal again, gave me whiplash

Is the artist ok…?

I like that Jaguar is Crocodile from One Piece for some reason

The fast food ones were specifically “fast food logos imagined as villains” so that’s why it gets dark in the middle

people are probably gonna exist for a very long time after global warming is irreversible but imagine being in the year 3019 and reading a history book and learning that your ancestors had every power to stop the world from being a shitty hell dimension but they didn’t because short term money making was more valuable to them

Oh but to be a teenage vigilante who finds out that his dad is one of the many villains who he fights in order to keep humanity safe but we still try to get along despite our differences because we’re all we have left of my mom.

... Adrien?

Can’t wait to die in 2012

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

Dogs.

I don’t even have to do this one because PETA did it first by insinuating domestication is inherently abusive.

The sky

Used to trick and mock anyone who asks “what’s up?” A bullying tactic.

Super Mario Bros.

Stereotypes Italians, enforces the narrative of women who need men to rescue them, and encourages violence against turtles.

John Mulaney

He was over on the bench and he SAW what they did to Tyler and he did NOTHING.

Omfg

Pokemon

Making your pets fight repeatedly is animal abuse.

OP

OP literally argued that dogs were problematic but go off I guess

This is a work of art and should be sent to everyone as soon as they sign up for Tumblr so they know what they’re walking into

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

why is it that not more than 1/20 of Tumblr haven’t reblogged this

Im fifteennnn

Adult

I’m 16

13 in October 🤘

This is important information to share friends

we joke and jest but there’s literally nothing more ‘monkey brain’ than the primal urge to climb things

Sunshine boys

why do photos of empty hospitals scare me so much……… wild

OMG I ACTUALLY HAVE AN ANSWER!!! Psychology student part of tumblr, here! There’s a phenomenon in the brain, although I can’t remember the world, where your brain doesn’t understand emptiness in a space you’ve becomes used to seeing people in, and, your survival brain, trying to make up for it, makes you see or feel things that aren’t there, this is common with empty stores that are usually bustling, train stations, abandoned buildings, etc. The reason you become unsettled or scared is because the part of your brain responsible for survival is like: “wait. Everyone’s gone. Does this mean danger? Should I leave, too?” It’s a survival thing, apparently!

Deceit has a dabbing kink, change my mind

I can’t, cause you’re right

You’re god damn right it is.