Professional Rat Bastard.

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

trans woman ryland grace changing her name to grace grace because she couldnt think of any other names and its right there

I’m scared guys

Let's make it worse!

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

Everyone needs to stop saying death of the author when what they mean is separating the art from the artist. Like FR stop it.

I know it's mainly just ignorance of what the term means but I do wonder if this happens in part bcos 'death of the author' sounds so dramatic like oh this author is dead to me, I don't care about them anymore. Whereas 'separating the art from the artist' is a lot more neutral and well. In CERTAIN CASES it is kind of immediately apparent that you cannot.

do NOT google "omega heat"

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

Kinda wild how most people generally recognize that the "too sick to go to school, too sick to watch tv/play games" mindset our parents had was bullshit but still impose essentially the exact same rules on disabled adults and scrutinize them for enjoying low-energy hobbies while being too fatigued or in pain to work a full time job (or any job at all)

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.

Nothing good.

sorry but someone assuming you have "left a fandom" when you don't post about it a lot anymore feels like bilbo coming home to the sackville bagginses having him presumed dead and selling all his stuff. girl i was just on a little quest????

detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

You know I really deeply think about how Kevin Ryan, like the whitest man alive seriously told his wife if she had a boy to name him Javier. I get he was being sentimental cause they were dying but like. Espo was right, you gonna name a white ass kid Javier 💔😭.