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I finally find new producers to make an animated adaptation of my comic and they're like you already sold the rjghts to this other company so we legally can't make an adaptation or something idk how that works so I'm forced to make a whole new comic and it's like exactly the same as the last one but the names are different

the new producers give me an episode to review and I tell them I don't like the music they played during the fight scene at the 14 minute mark and they immediately drop me and I start learning how to animate and compose music and do voice impressions and 20 years later i come out with the first episode of my story everything is done 100% by me and everyone hates it especially Tumblr and they make a bunch of memes about how terrible it is

I return to tumblr after my long hiatus only to find I have ten thousand dms mocking me about my art and I decide to throw my phone into a garbage dispenser and move away to live deep in the himalayan mountains

eventually as global warming gets worse the whole lower terrain floods and I'm one of the only survivors because I'm so high up in the mountains but by then I'm super old and can't reproduce so I die of a heart attack and the human race is over

when the dolphin historians start to unearth ancient media they find my animation and they just stop researching bc they decide the human race isn't an intelligent enough lifeform to deserve any historical documentation

I finally find new producers to make an animated adaptation of my comic and they're like you already sold the rjghts to this other company so we legally can't make an adaptation or something idk how that works so I'm forced to make a whole new comic and it's like exactly the same as the last one but the names are different

the new producers give me an episode to review and I tell them I don't like the music they played during the fight scene at the 14 minute mark and they immediately drop me and I start learning how to animate and compose music and do voice impressions and 20 years later i come out with the first episode of my story everything is done 100% by me and everyone hates it especially Tumblr and they make a bunch of memes about how terrible it is

I return to tumblr after my long hiatus only to find I have ten thousand dms mocking me about my art and I decide to throw my phone into a garbage dispenser and move away to live deep in the himalayan mountains

eventually as global warming gets worse the whole lower terrain floods and I'm one of the only survivors because I'm so high up in the mountains but by then I'm super old and can't reproduce so I die of a heart attack and the human race is over

I finally find new producers to make an animated adaptation of my comic and they're like you already sold the rjghts to this other company so we legally can't make an adaptation or something idk how that works so I'm forced to make a whole new comic and it's like exactly the same as the last one but the names are different

the new producers give me an episode to review and I tell them I don't like the music they played during the fight scene at the 14 minute mark and they immediately drop me and I start learning how to animate and compose music and do voice impressions and 20 years later i come out with the first episode of my story everything is done 100% by me and everyone hates it especially Tumblr and they make a bunch of memes about how terrible it is

I return to tumblr after my long hiatus only to find I have ten thousand dms mocking me about my art and I decide to throw my phone into a garbage dispenser and move away to live deep in the himalayan mountains

I finally find new producers to make an animated adaptation of my comic and they're like you already sold the rjghts to this other company so we legally can't make an adaptation or something idk how that works so I'm forced to make a whole new comic and it's like exactly the same as the last one but the names are different

the new producers give me an episode to review and I tell them I don't like the music they played during the fight scene at the 14 minute mark and they immediately drop me and I start learning how to animate and compose music and do voice impressions and 20 years later i come out with the first episode of my story everything is done 100% by me and everyone hates it especially Tumblr and they make a bunch of memes about how terrible it is

I finally find new producers to make an animated adaptation of my comic and they're like you already sold the rjghts to this other company so we legally can't make an adaptation or something idk how that works so I'm forced to make a whole new comic and it's like exactly the same as the last one but the names are different

guys please it's so funny don't you get it . It's cain killing abel with the word abelism because it's like ableism but it's spelled wrong . this post should have so many notes but my humor is just far too complex for mortals on tumblr dot com

still funnier than everyone on here

I can't tell if you actually think you're funny or if the bar is just that low

i’m begging you guys to just stop responding to my posts because somehow you aren’t ever funny

stop proving me right in the notes