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YOU GUYS NEED TO WAIT ANOTHER DAY THIS YEAR. IT'S A LEAP YEAR.

ok carry on.

the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

hate how this 1) manages to make fun of Belgium without bothering to mention us 2) every single person in the notes knows this 3) it's true

i wish you could download mods for movies. i want to watch the thing (1982) but with kurt russel in a baby slut t shirt and camo capris

[id: unfortunately, its kurt russel in the thing (1982) wearing a baby slut tshirt and camo capris.]

noone in this house appreciates anything i do

also omg want some sad news 😞 so in my family there’s like…..a genetic history of going totally white-haired in your twenties. and guess what finally struck me this year

ive been informed that the man above is not Nicholas Cage, but in my defence they both have eyebrows

Are you suggesting most people don’t have eyebrows?

this hit me at just the right junction of the bored and tired part of my day I’ve listened to it on repeat like 60 times. also it’s just a banger

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

TELL ME IM WRONG

You are 100% wrong. Do you really think that the Onecler would accept Lorax to be unshaved? Onecler’s cock is a demanding mistress and won’t accept anything that’s less smooth than a veal cutlet, so lorax shaves twice per day to satisfy Onecler’s needs and get Onecler’s seeds.

What the fuck are the both of you on??

Hubris.

Hummi the more I see you say things the less I feel emotions other than complete void

I think the worst part is Hammerpants thought of Lorax coochie but i thought of Pennywise bussy

There are two kinds of people in this world,

Y'all are saying the wrong things. The onceler is simply incapable of having a dick

i think the worst part is this implies that onceler gets pegged by the lorax

is that really surprising

no, im just mad he’s hogging all that

Wow I hadn’t seen this post since 2019 and still though MY addition was weird. Long live the new flesh…

Thank you for posting a pine cone for reference but I’d like to see what the bird looks like too, please.