also known as the Electric Twilight system

its 10 AM on a weekday .

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

I AM WHEEZING

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG

Reblogging to spread the word to stop rebogging this post. If you all do the same, maybe we can raise enough awareness to solve OP’s problem!

jojo heritage post

Happy anniversary old as balls gifset

@meme-conservation

We are pleased to note the continued survival of this meme to the point that it, too, is Old As Balls

if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet