crocuta mentha

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

Rommath is constantly squinting and everyone thinks he’s glaring but no he just has bad eyesight

"bottom" please consider 🫵 whether the word you are looking for is in fact "submissive" ! because if we decide that taking dick means your personality & character r inherently subservient 😃 we might as well just throw in the towel on the most basic premise of feminism & 🔫 kill ourselves 🎉

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

Growing up, older folks would always get confused when I expressed familiarity with media from their childhoods and would act incredulous when I attempted to explain the concept of reruns. They'd be like "How do you, a child of this fallen era, know of Looney Tunes" and I'd be like "Because it has never not been playing on television" and this would seem to be brand new information to them

for artistic and perverted reasons alike we have to say the way blood dries is really great design. like people like liquid blood for good reason sure, but it just doesn't compare to dried blood imo. the way it cakes onto skin? that thing where it also gets soaked through your clothes before drying and you gotta peel it away? the sound that makes?? 10/10 no notes

What the fuck is that

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

Video game boss that's all bellowing bravado and big untargeted fuck-your-life attacks that hit half the arena, then for phase two they're like "hold up'' and put on a pair of ridiculously tiny glasses, and suddenly they're ten times as dangerous because now they can actually see what they're aiming at.

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive