crocuta mentha

Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.

elephant shrews are more closely related to elephants than shrews

fish ain't scared of me. women don't want me

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

there are at least three houses in new orleans

@electricgiga

there are at least three houses in new orleans

It's pretty awful that the public perception of the creature collector genre is near entirely dominated by Pokémon but it's also really funny because it means that nobody ever says "there should be a creature collector that has this mechanic or that functionality," they say "Pokémon won't be good until they add this specific mechanic/functionality I personally like." And the things they're asking for are always things that are completely contrary to what Pokémon has been doing since the beginning

really really scary when i see a hornypost involving men actually

("tell me when the scary part's over" voice) when does she transition