crocuta mentha

YouTube just recommended an autogenerated Street Fighter 6 playlist where every single video is fifteen solid minutes of some random Akuma slowly and methodically getting rocked like 5–1 by a top-ranked E Honda main, and while the rec definitely missed the mark, I love that this is apparently just a genre.

the perfect playlist for when you really want to see someone fly up and across

You will never understand the mental torture of being 12 years old and having a debilitating crush on Hugo Weaving Elrond & having to lie to ur friends and say you like Legolas Orlando bloom like all the other girls so you don’t get fucking bullied

Now I’m 35 and I have a live sized cardboard Elrond who lives on my stairwell & I kiss him every time I go upstairs so anyway the moral of the story is never kill yourself

(flirting) haha i’m so pliant and suggestible. malleable, honestly. like so weak willed it’s crazy

Trolling my biologist D&D player by sending the party on a quest to prevent the destruction of a mystical seal, and when they finally get there it quickly becomes clear that I'm actually describing a walrus.

it’s really problematic of you to maintain the harmful binary of “you” and “not-you”. literally just join the hive already.

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.