crocuta mentha

Thank you maggots and leeches for being an invaluable help in wound care. Everyone say thank you to the countless maggots and leeches that have helped doctors perform skin grafts, heal necrotic wounds, and reattach limbs.

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

turn on the n64 any game they drowned the second ben

eat apples to charge up your apples meter, then press the [apples] button to execute a deadly apples combo!

knight who gets really scared sometimes so it gets transformed into an object incapable of feeling that way for a little while until the moment has passed

Last night I dreamed that Tumblr used AI to implement a mandatory feature that automatically placed illustrative emojis before all important nouns in posts, like the dialogue in Super Mario Odyssey, except there was something wrong with the AI and it gradually started identifying every noun as "gun".

*thap thaps you*

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

When the AI bubble pops, the demand for computing power will fall much more quickly than the supply. For a brief window, we will have an amazing digital surplus.