crocuta mentha

I just had sex with hello neighbor.

if you took a hotdog bun and put #insects in it, would it be a sandwich?

One iced latte with low-fat #awesome milk, please.

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

Getting the player characters in my Dungeons & Dragons campaign entangled in an extraplanar racing circuit with events sponsored by various cities throughout the Lower Planes and seeing how long I can keep it going before they realise the entire exercise was an excuse to have a major campaign event called "the Dis course".

when you find a friends oc hot thats literally it for you. they practically own your soul. youve entered a fail state in which they can put on a sockpuppet and do a silly voice and make you swoon like youve locked eyes with a gorgeous fortysomething dyke at the bar