crocuta mentha

For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens

every time I think about how they apparently made yoda's swamp hut an instinctual thing that his entire species crawls off and builds I fucking lose it again

[yoda suffering anxiety attack voice] hmm build a mud hut I must. for reasons I don't know.

[yoda suffering manic episode voice] a really good fucking idea, a mud hut is

I feel like the discussion surrounding ringo starr's misuse of the elfstones has barely touched on his (ALLEGED but like cmon) use of them to ensure the beatles' continued success. once a certain number of competitors mysteriously wind up as piles of elfdust it starts to look pretty fucking suspicious

my orc bard in Pathfinder is named Gronk Ballspeaker

i was on the phone with my father earlier today talking about videogames (typical for conversation with my father), i was telling him about my lord of the rings online character who i imagine is a horse-thief from rohan and my father said “i imagine that is a very serious crime in rohan” with real concern in his voice

i should be allowed to lay on someone and have them give me scratches and pet me for hours upon hours

if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds

the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized

i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come

zenquish approaches. prepare to rejoice! briefly!

Why do people crash their cars? I dont get it