crocuta mentha

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week

advicejob from a girl with huge tips

TIP: press C to wag your tail to attack enemies behind you!

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*ducks* *ducks* *ducks* *ducks* *ducks* *ducks* *ducks* *ducks*

Craft a Counterfeit DailyQuests post.

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you 

unrestrained summer fun

@real-live-human

Carefully explaining to my elite catgirl infantry for the fifteenth time that polearm unit tactics only work if everyone in the unit is wielding the same polearm. One of them showed up with a Bohemian ear-spoon. Where did she even get that.

This is how you get 256 catgirls with one hand each on a single 100 meter long sarissa