crocuta mentha

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

The englightened shipper can go to war for the interpetation that it's one sided

just invented 0 dimensional chess. it's one square with a pawn on it and the way you play is you don't

transition timeline

winding up for a thunderous soviet slap on th ass

Gorgon Vashj is probably one of the best things to come out of Hearthstone Battlegrounds.

fantasy stories love to begin with the world's most razeable peaceful little farming village having a big grand festival

It's the best time to raze a village because there's usually people from nearby villages visiting for the festivities so you get to kill more people this way

little girl in the checkout line was freaking the FUCK out reaching for a shelf and screaming "GIMMEEEE GIMMEEEEE" at the top of her lungs and the mom kept saying "no 🫩" and I look at the shelf expecting there to be candy or something and it was full of batteries

1 that was me sorry

I don’t know much about the world, but it seems like if you take #misinformation and add it to #truths, you end up with #misinformation.