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Based on the present contents of my dash, this week's relationship goals are a snarky witch and/or disgraced medical doctor with alt-with-a-hint-of-goth fashion sense who's older than you by just enough to make her hooking up with you a little bit eyebrow-raising and regards making you take unlabelled drugs as a bonding activity.

(For the "okay, this one is so oddly specific it can't be vagueing a broad trend" crowd, joke's on you: I've got Fields of Mistria, Tactical Breach Wizards, and an inexplicable resurgence of Persona 5 thirstposting on my dash as we speak – though I'll grant the age gap in the last one is more than just a little bit eyebrow-raising!)

Wait how do cars pollute the water

Wear and tear on the roads and car tires degrading releases chemicals and microplastics that run off into the water supply when it rains

Also coolant and oil leaks, plus the oil spills in the ocean for gasoline

Yes but it’s important to point out that even electric cars can pollute the environment

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

i still think about that dream sometimes. I didn't actually explain why tricking james bond with his asphalt banana car didn't work. it was because james bond ate it.

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

If you close your eyes right before the rat hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

doxxing myself. I’m on a boat in the middle of the big blue sea near some islands and dolphins and other random nonsense

star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home

Why would I want to go home?

unfortunately, several admirals will be called into rule on whether you can be permitted to stay here without screwing up the timestream, and if after their deliberations they decide to grant you political asylum then unfortunately you will die in a tragic accident in the last three minutes of the episode.

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away