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[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

so when are the residents going to stop being evil?

one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

I honestly think more sleep and more beef would fix 99% of my health issues in life

My retirement plan is to be dead in a pit

is there any extra room in the pit? i am interested in joining u in this plan

I can't even get my own pit

Happy birthday videogames

Happy 50th, video games!

lying in front of the street cleaner

did the street cleaner believe you?

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.