Rio (not the bird)

The masculine urge to eat food to live

mushroomburial

The feminine urge to fucking starve and die I guess?

Yeah

whimsical-alpaca-from-mars

this is how i know im trans

sealedbeastnue

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

i wuold like to add to this cleaver joke that in italian the word “time” is translated “tempo” which can also mean “wheather”, so you are not wrong technically…

kuipermoth

OFFICIAL PIT POST

moots. do you guys remember when we put things in the Pit or whatever. look its the pit:

put stuff in there we don't like :)

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tumblr (for sending messages too early)

@riogrrl we have found another follower of the ways of the pit! a celebration is in order!

kuipermoth

heh......ehehehh.... :3

you have graciously accepted the pit into your heart and for this you get the berry flavored skittles

@riogrrl

kuipermoth

:O I love those ones...thank you!!!!!!

welcome! a friend of the pit is a friend of ours!

@riogrrl

the pit grows

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Be not afraid. The Pit welcomes you.

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Have no fear, my friends. Please, approach the Pit, and drop anything you dislike into its endless depths.

NSFW or generally rude asks will be deleted. No homophobia, transphobia, etc.

@riogrrl we are finally home! our beloved has been found!

the-pit-offical

(The Pit rumbles in confusion.)

We mean you no harm, in fact we offer skittles as a token of appreciation

@riogrrl many bags of skittles are needes

no worries, i have them

ashes-of-a-moon-crater

"ur checking ur phone all the time!!!" yeah my friends are there

#thepit is also there @horsesharkinahatadventures

i found this sitting on a shelf by itself... not even with anything else... i don't even know what it is but i feel heavily compelled to buy it. what am i even about to drink

This is how horror movies start

the only horror in this movie was in my guts after i drank it (i had a tummy ache that may or may not had been related to shrek juice)

My retirement plan is to be dead in a pit

is there any extra room in the pit? i am interested in joining u in this plan

I can't even get my own pit

happyhippoeaters-offical

Maybe we can crowd source for a pit?

Everyone can enter my pit for free :) @riogrrl

the pit grows

i found this sitting on a shelf by itself... not even with anything else... i don't even know what it is but i feel heavily compelled to buy it. what am i even about to drink

we made it out

it tastes like a melted ice pop. like the ones that are in the tubes. honestly kinda fire, it reminds me of sucking out the last little melted bit when u were done with the ice pop . 8/10

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i found this sitting on a shelf by itself... not even with anything else... i don't even know what it is but i feel heavily compelled to buy it. what am i even about to drink

we made it out

i found this sitting on a shelf by itself... not even with anything else... i don't even know what it is but i feel heavily compelled to buy it. what am i even about to drink

My retirement plan is to be dead in a pit

is there any extra room in the pit? i am interested in joining u in this plan

kaiserinkeily

If people are allowed to join, I think we will need a really big pit.

me and @horsesharkinahatadventures got u

#bottomless pit

My retirement plan is to be dead in a pit

is there any extra room in the pit? i am interested in joining u in this plan

th3odore

can i join???? ill dig a bigger pit???? ill bring balloons???? PIT PARTY????