did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said βfoxes are dogs cause they are fluffyeβ and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like βyou will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right nowβ
This is especially funny because they arenβt even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.
No they arenβt.
yes they are. because they are fluffye.
OK yes they are.
Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs
No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.
Theyβre a dog.
yeah theyβre fluffye
theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?
checkmate athiests
fluffye
okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused
If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.
Behold! A dog.
of course itβs a dog you buffoon. itβs fluffye.
Why on earth would someone think βBUT IF THEYβRE DOGS SO AR -β
Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.
I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.
That guy up there who said theyβre not even fluffy was thinking of sharks
sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs
Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH
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sharks are smooth dogs
BEHOLD, a SHARK
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