Normal Boy Toucher

this summer we WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION and NEVER STOP

Let's all be annoying as fuck today

Mutual I wanna talk to you but I don't know what to say. I really like you and I enjoy our interactions I think you'd be an awesome person to be friends with in real life. Please do not attack me with a sledgehammer.

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing

Pronouns? No my nouns are quite average actually. Amateur nouns at best.

(guy who doesnt even like dating) ok well does anyone want to get entranced by my whole deal or no.

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

Humans evolved cuteness aggression as a trait because cute things deserve to die

we've received reports of gagobears off the ageric sea

video games aren’t meant to be played with other people. video games are meant to be played alone in a dark room at night time while you work through weird feelings about your gender.

listening to the same album over and over is good for your health btw

Knocked up my workplace with my 40 hour long week and it gave birth to a beautiful baby paycheck