Hey and welcome to my Masterlist! :) I won’t make any special warnings, except, perhaps, that I’m a pretty adult user and things I write can be adult, too. So, 18+, read at your own risk. Other than that, you’re heartily invited to partake in my fandom insanity.
I mostly write for LOTR and The Hobbit, with very rare exceptions.
Thorin, Fili, Kili
Imagine Thorin cupping your face between his hands gently and revealing to you his worries that he’s too old for you.
Just a name - Imagine Thorin walking in of very intimate encounter between you, Fili and Kili. Kili x Fili x Reader smut, Thorin.
The Anchor - Imagine Thorin trying to wake you up from a coma after BOTFA, saying “I love you” for the first time.
Shipping you shipping me - Imagine the company shipping you and Thorin.
Diamond - Imagine having the ability to communicate telepathically with Thorin, usually discussing details about the quest, and one night he confesses his thoughts about wanting to make slow, long, passionate love to you.
For Sore Eyes - Imagine watching the sunset with Thorin.
Up Here - Imagine Fili being so happy that you’re a human, because his face is on the same level with your breasts. Not that he doesn’t like your face or eyes, but boobs are boobs, and he’s obsessed with yours.
Lost in Translation - Imagine Thorin trying to tell you that he wants some action.
Grey in the Night - Imagine holding hands with Thorin as you walk through Erebor’s tunnels and caves.
Butterflies - Imagine Kili kissing you for the first time
No-name Kili fluff, under 500 words, absolutely no plot. :)
For Heroes Only - Imagine messing around with Fili’s knives, accidentally hurting yourself, and him giving you a bit of a scolding + Imagine everyone having an apple pie, but making Fili a cherry pie just for him, because the apples make him sick.
Treasure - Not all mistakes are evil, Thorin x reader, for the Kiss-kiss challenge
Kiss-kiss challenge - quick requested kisses from Kili, Fili, Eomer, Thorin, Sherlock. Nothing serious, pure fun. :) Some are reblogged from the requesters, ‘cause I’d submitted them.
Collaborations with Averil-of-Fairlea:
Truth or Dare - Imagine the Company not knowing what a thong is
A Little More Boldness - Imagine kissing Thorin’s happy trail.
A Bad Influence - Imagine Thorin catching you skinny dipping with Fili & Kili, and being angry with you for corrupting his nephews but secretly he wants you for himself. + A Bad influence, Part 2 - Imagine Thorin throwing you over his shoulder, because you’re being too stubborn.
Of Sacks and Snacks - Imagine having to share a sack with Kili because the mountain Trolls didn’t have enough.
A Heart Adrift - Thorin x Reader, minor Fili x Reader, a tale of betrayal, and jealousy, and eventual happy endings. :)
Thranduil
All my love - Imagine being Thranduil’s wife and seeing him after he comes back from battling fire drakes. You see his scarred face for his first time. Instead of being repulsed, you smile sadly and tell him you love him just as much as the day you married him; and you show him just that.
Goodnight - Imagine Thranduil comforting you during a storm and you’re afraid of thunder and lightning.
Hushaby - Imagine being so busy with what you’re working on that you haven’t slept in days. Your husband, Thranduil, find you passed out on a pile of your work and carries you to bed.
Flash Fiction Writing challenge. Really angsty.
Enough - Imagine Thranduil pressing a soft kiss to your baby bump.
No Time for Love - Who dares disobey the King and get away with it?
Where now - Implied Thranduil. Who doesn’t like a bit of a foreplay?
Boromir, Faramir
Good Intentions - Imagine slipping a love potion to Boromir.
Touchy Feely - Imagine caressing Boromir’s beard.
Imagine distracting Faramir, playing footsie with him during a dinner with Denethor.
Imagine stepping out of the shower, and Boromir wrapping a soft towel around your shoulders.
A keepsake - The reader (an elf) gives Boromir her old ring as a gift, made too early to hold any kind of magic, but also too early to be tainted by any kind of darkness. A gift for a king, or a lover.
Summer snow - Faramir and Sam share a friendly drink. :) A bit of Faramir x Eowyn.
Now - A slightly angsty alone time in Lothlorien, for the prompt “Have you no regrets?”, Boromir x reader
Three of swords - When temptations are stronger than reasoning, and the future is unclear, Boromir x reader.
Two is Too Much - Imagine being a member of the Fellowship and after the Ring quest, half the Fellowship wants to set you up with Faramir and the other half wants you to pick Boromir.
What You Wish For - Imagine Faramir always kissing your hand as he’s greeting you, and while you think it’s just a court formality, he can hardly wait for another chance to do it.
Touch Me Not - A wedding night with a reluctant bride, no smut, just fluff. Boromir x reader
Night by Night - Bed sharing with Boromir with a bit of a twist, for the Fluff Bingo challenge.
Jealous Boromir is jealous , but the reader is oblivious. A short something for the Boromir x jealousy warmup request.
Collaboration with Averil-of-Fairlea: Into the Light - Imagine Boromir finally confessing his love for you + Imagine Boromir buying a beautiful dress for you.
Eomer
Friends in Need - Imagine helping Eomer out of his armor after the Battle of Pelennor Fields.
Collaboration with Averil-of-Fairlea: In the Eyes of the Fallen - Imagine being part of the Fellowship and Eomer seeing you for the first time after the Battle of Helm’s Deep, finding himself unable to look away from you.
Collaboration with Averil-of-Fairlea: In Plain Sight (Sequel to In the Eyes of the Fallen) - Imagine Aragorn trying to set you up on a date with Eomer.
Legolas
Too close - Imagine Legolas proposing to you during the Feast of Starlight
Of stars and silence - Imagine lying next to Legolas and looking up at the stars.
Feel me - Imagine getting stuck in a small place with Legolas and being able to feel exactly how much fun he’s having.
Lindir
Appearances - Imagine your first meeting with Lindir + Appearances 2, Unveiled, Undone
A Stand In:
Part 1. Imagine being Elrond’s daughter and him betrothing you to Lindir. + 1 Deleted scene
Part 2. Imagine letting Lindir have his way with you.
Part 3. Imagine Rivendell being attacked, and Lindir taking an arrow for you, knowing it’s all he can do to save you, since he’s poor at combat. (Blood, violence)
Part 4 - Epilogue Minor mentions of blood.
Sing my soul - It’s Lindir who is sung to, for a change.
Bottled Up - Imagine finding out that Lindir has never been kissed. The Unexpected Collaboration Challenge (THAUC22), for the prompt “Musical bards and their heroic muses”
A Way to Wake Up - Breakfast in bed with Lindir, for Sweet and Spicy Bingo
Haldir
Autumn hands - Imagine avoiding touching Haldir, because your hands are almost always cold, but he actually loves the feeling of them on his skin after a tiring day.
With a kiss - Imagine being a healer and saving Haldir after the battle of Helm’s deep only for him to fall in love with you. A sort of a prequel for “Autumn hands”
A Dream or True - “I heard you talking in your sleep”, Haldir x reader
Loss and Gain - a hug from the Marchwarden to fix a bad day.
Orophin, Gil-Galad, Elrond
A Life to Spare - Imagine Gil-galad giving up immortality for his human lover.
Sing, Princess - Imagine Haldir’s brother Orophin enjoying your stories and the sound of your voice.
In Your Arms - Trust and comfort is all that is about. Elrond x reader.
In The Middle - Sometimes things are not that simple. Elrond x reader, Lindir x reader
Bofur, Dwalin
Imagine being afraid to tell Bofur that you love him, then finding out he feels the same.
Thing of Beauty - Love is the eyes of beholder.Bofur x reader (This one is Adult)
Who comes uncalled - Imagine a young Dwalin sneaking away to Dale to catch up with a pretty human lass.
Bard the Bowman
Imagine being the daughter of the Master of Laketown and having a secret relationship with Bard. (Adult)
Smaug
Dragon’s share - (as requested) An AU, where Thranduil is an incredibly famous actor, falling for his equally famous co-star, loving for from afar and preparing to wait for her, when he knows how happy she is with one of the best actors in Hollywood - Human!Smaug of all people. Modern settings, mature.
Not Tolkien
Loki:
For the Mercy - Imagine Loki letting you braid his hair. Loki x reader
The Labyrinth (1986):
Haunted - Sarah finds herself a pester against her will. But is it unwelcome? And who is behind it? A Jareth x Sarah reunion, rated Mature
The header and the dividers are taken from Saradika
