Bunty's here.

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

does anyone like me and want to understand me

everything in the whole world is erotic. except for sex. sex is too on the nose. 

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

* Why don't we close our eyes and think about what Susie is doing now?

I can't imagine living the life of noelle holiday. your dad is dying. your mom is abusive. your sister has been gone for years. your friend peer pressures you into doing fucked up shit. and then you gotta go home to a christmas themed mcmansion. a motion activated santa claus starts dancing when you walk in the door. everything smells like peppermint and roasted chestnuts 24/7/365. id be sitting in the living room with a candy cane on the table looking at it like it's a gun

i like how in video games images are called sprites. hey yall look at my video game images, i'm calling them elves

this video game character is represented by a series of ghosts