Bunty's here.

I love this on its own but the context being that Baaulp was asking him when a blowjob isn't gay is amazing

pour one out for all the adults who grew up "gifted" and dont know how to not feel like a failure for not making 100k a year yet

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

The other day my wife told me about this influencer who said she needed to go on ozempic so she could go from 130 lbs down to 115 and I really cannot stress the degree to which we have so COMPLETELY lost the plot with this glp1 shit. Like not only are people are going on this shit for purely cosmetic purposes, the cosmetic purposes are delusional. This is the kind of mindset that gives people eating disorders but now because you can get a prescription instead of having to starve yourself or enduce vomiting a big swath of the general public seems eager to go along with it. Body Positivity did not go fucking far enough because I am being so real when I say that fatphobia is more of a public health crisis than obesity has ever been

plus runs at 60fps too, which doesn't sound bad, but then you remember the original ran at 50fps and they didn't change any of the timings or values at all, so everything happens at 1.2x speed. it's cave story on crack.