Bunty's here.

homie is this an xmen porno

I see how you could get confused but that's actually me when a member of my Cougar Squad returns to my lair with more salacious dirt on one of my many enemies

That ace moment when you see an xmen porno Cougar Squad gif and all you can think is "ooh those special effects are pretty cool, I wonder how they did that?"

I did it with my powers.

You should use your powers to get a helmet that fits better

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]

What if in like 10 years we find out that this was actually the best possible material to show 2-6 year olds for their development. What if all the kids brought up on this stuff all show unprecedented levels of emotional and academic intelligence and every bit of evidence points to this being what did it

*getting too in the weeds of the worldbuilding of a horny tumblr post* Okay I get that you're saying princess, but honestly the dynamic you're describing here seems more like you want to be a duchess or even a lower noble

You wanna be the villainess in an otome anime

I bring a sort of "not pregnant but needs to be" vibe to the party that you can kind of smell if you try hard enough

This is forever fascinating to me bc people assume I know omegaverse lore but genuinely the only thing I know is there's an alpha and he's the hottest one and there's something to do with mpreg

this explanation is very funny but i am now tempted to barge in and flip the way this works entirely so its less sexism and more equality all around

i think the alpha should get pregnant and the omega has a pack of slutty tops he leads around with a cunty leash and it leads to gang wars

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao