*microwave humming noises*

The "Tooth Fairy" leaves more dollars to their daughter with a note saying it's a very high-quality tooth and congratulating her on brushing her teeth and being such a good kid. Ilya receives less money, and his note tells him to stop getting into fights with other players.

Their baby: Papa you got less money because you´ve been naughty! *she giggles and Ilya and Shane´s heart melt when she wants to share the money she got with her dads, her sister and her sibling that is on Shane´s tummy*

Ilya: That Tooth Fairy... *he rolls his eyes and winks at Shane* I bet her name is Jane. *he jokes, Shane wants to laugh but is acting serious* Jane knows I´m naughty. *he says as he kisses Shane´s cheek, a hand on Shane´s still small bump.*

Their baby: Papa can we play toothless pirates with daddy and my sister?

Ilya, Yuna, and Hollanov´s 6 year old daughter Irina: Jet ski adventure, swimming with a fucking white shark 🦈, boat trip to see and feed crocodiles 🐊, night clubbing (at the Resort´s family/kid friendly alcohol free club, they end up getting kicked out of the club because they lost a dance battle against another family and Ilya started to scream "buuuuuuuuuu that is unfair!")

I just know Ilya would chirp the hell outta Shane about it

“Hey Hollander! Hey Tough Guy!” Ilya hollered at him from their side of the warm up. He was skating too close to their line, daring the other captain to engage. Shane refused blankly.

Instead, he flipped him off and pretended not to blush. He’s tried his best to ignore questions about the fight and pretend it had never happened.

He’s not that kind of player, he doesn’t fight. He’s a good captain and leads by example.

“Hey Marley, we have a tough guy here. Listen everyone; this is the tough guy to watch out for!” Ilya pointed obscenely at Shane where he was stretching on his knees.

Laughter ensued from the raiders side of the ice, some more heckling was heard, and then metro players began circling Shane in preparation for a fight. He waved them away.

Okay, maybe Shane might be that kind of player. No one would fault him for decking the raiders captain after all…

Instead, Shane shouted back lamely “Fuck you Rozanov.” He skated further away from Ilya, without turning to look at him. He knew only too well that the glee in the man’s eyes would set ablaze the fire in his lower body.

But Ilya only giggled and of course it would be caught on camera because he’s been mic’ed up, “I’ve heard better chirps from dead birds,”

A giddy Ilya meant trouble; it meant that Montreal was likely to loose this game and they both knew it. Shane pushed down his emotions, and skated towards his men.

“I give you all full permission to fuck with the raiders today, but leave Roz to me” He told them all, receiving cheers and whistling.

Shane was going to win this game, and he knew that meant playing scrappy. Turning back to catch a glimpse of Ilya, he saw the moment Ilya blew him a kiss.

no, you don’t have to date that guy just cuz he wants to date you.

no, you don’t have to stay with her because she doesn’t want to break up.

no, you don’t have to keep dating them even though they haven’t cheated/abused you/whatever horrible thing is your only reference for ending a relationship.