big fan of that thing pond does when he and phuwin have a kiss scene, where they’ll be kissing softly at first and then suddenly—bam! he lunges like a hawk, unhinges his beautiful julia roberts mouth and swallows phuwin whole.

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).