nothing to see here

hey anyone figured out another way out but through. i’d love to not go through

men got a taste of women's beauty standards and immediately started bashing their facial bones with hammers

order now to pay 4 klarna payments on that losing dog

you can believe victims about what they experienced and also not want to torch the lives of the people they've accused without proof. that is a space you can walk in and usually it's not even that hard. I say this as a survivor of domestic violence. "believe victims" doesn't mean get torches and pitchforks any more than "innocent until proven guilty" means victims are lying. please please learn this "believe victims" isn't about the perpetrators it's about the victims

"I'm looking respectfully" well can you look at me like you're dying of a fever. like you're delirious and it hurts. like you're fighting desperately for your life.

we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are

"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for

me in the pussy if im fully honest

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

you can stay indoors all day when the sun is out, and sometimes it's nice like a cool draught from a tranquil spring, but watch out because if you stay indoors for two days in a row while the sun is out you start doing odd gothic literature things, stalking the halls and passages and muttering to yourself and parting the blinds to gaze down at your neighbours with a haunted look before turning away to contemplate your mannequins #yourmannequins. three days and you're basically fucked. you have to throw a towel over your head to scurry as far as the store for milk and people jeer at you like frankenstein's monster.

gay guy who just had an energy drink on a stomach full of semen… STOP! you will create a new lifeform in that primordial soup.

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them