nothing to see here

holy shit I love my friends. and I want to eat some macadamias and listen to songs. this is it this is why I'm alive

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

I have no free time this week let's spot each other across the street at a major location

unfortunately i can’t control everyone’s perception of me down to the smallest detail. unfortunately they have their own lives and brains that inform the filter they see me through when i exist near them. and i could be the greatest possible version of myself and i could people please until the end of time and i could walk a thousand miles through the desert repenting and still it would not change this one fundamental fact

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

anyways (I say this as someone who is deeply critical of the united states government, military, unchecked capitalism, police, etc) I am SICK of people treating america as if it has no cultural value or positives so….. I love u 85 million acres (bigger than italy) of national parks. I love u harlem renaissance. I love u groundhogs day. I love u sweet tea and fried chicken and jambalaya. I love u apple cider donuts and maizes on crisp autumn days. I love u 95k miles of coastlines and new england fisherman and hand knitted sweaters. I love u halloween where millions of people dress up and give candy to strangers and carve jack o’lanterns. I love u small talk and small towns and potlucks and bringing over casseroles to your struggling neighbors. I love u cowboys and ranch hands and arizonian cactus. I love u appalachian trail and dirtbikes and divebars. I love u sparklers and fireflies. I love u mark twain and toni morrison and emily dickinson and henry david thoreau. I love u rock n roll i love u bluegrass and hippies i love u jimi hendrix and nirvana and CCR and janis joplin. I love u victorian houses and jonny appleseed and john henry and mothman and bigfoot. I love u foggy days in the pacific northwest and neon signs and roadside attractions. I love u baseball and 1950s diners and soft serve. I love u native american art and pop art and poptarts. I love u blue jeans and barbecues and jazz musicians 

(27 year old woman with terminal arrested development) i will never settle down i am forever wild and free

[ID: digital illustration featuring Frank Langdon and Trinity Santos from the tv show The Pitt. Their portraits appear on a purple and blue gradient background along side definitions of the word "Hardmouthed." Text reads: "hardmouthed, adj. [the phonetic spelling.] 1. (of a dog) possessing a lack of proper bite inhibition, resulting in a tendency to chew or mangle intended game." Beside is a portrait of Frank, labelled "fig. 1." In the corner is a hunting dog holding the neck of a large waterbird in its jaws. Text continues: "2. (of a horse) not easily directed by the pressure of a bit in the mouth, a product of desensitization from rough handling." Beside is a portrait of Trinity, labelled "fig. 2" In the corner is a rearing horse, wearing a bit and bridle. The lead rope is being pulled by a rider on another horse mostly out of frame. Below is an illustration of a stethoscope, labelled "fig. 3." Text concludes: "3. (in character) headstrong, self-willed." /end ID]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN