Proficient In Winging It

why is everything getting destroyed today. i like my everything

the law of might demands it

oh okay. i can stop it by being stronger than you i understand. cuts you down as always

Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.

got banned. spread my bunny spores

amphetamines work by smuggling a small tiger inside your body and letting it just go fuckin nuts in there

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

make that trio polyamorous