Proficient In Winging It

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

in a twist nobody saw coming attaching your happiness to a sports team is terrible for your mental health

thanks to the beautiful process known as expansion now you won't even be safe from despair in the off season

Person leaves reddit. Immediately loose virginity. More at 6.

This tale was screenshotted on reddit and became one of the site's most upvoted posts of 2024.

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

dragons kidnapping princesses is an overblown hysteria, mostly propped up by nobles whose arranged marriages fell through after their poor daughters got rescued by gorgeous dragongirls. the number of ACTUAL princessnappings by dragons per year is very low

this is all to say you should come closer it'll be fine

[trying to manipulate the empty spaces dollgirl homie for profit] can that one open its ladys wallet and withdraw the debit card and tell me the numbers, the expiration date, and the three digit code on the back. [clenching and unclenching jaw as it brandishes another library card with a flat expression] Please

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre