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first day fighting in the europan ice war i'm getting real thirsty so i try to lick some of the ice off the trench wall but my tongue gets frozen before it even reaches the wall and my squadmates call me a stupid warmie

This makes no sense

it literally could not be more straightforward

It literally doesnt make sence, both have the same value, they're both $30

No im not expecting anything its just a badly frammed metaphor

Bro you said the answer. Both have the same value despite different sizes. It’s simple. Basic. Elementary.

But it never says that, it just asks you wich one is greater and the text ends there, wich leads you to thinking that one indeed has greater value then the other, and that the one with the greater value is the answear

It asks you which one has the greater value and what is the answer to that question?

Im not about to argue over a focken tit size metaphor

Never underestimate the lack of reading comprehension on this site lmfao

easy life hack for becoming a nicer person: get older and more tired. u simply do not have the energy to deal with drama. u do not entertain the bloodthirsty. don't care too sleeby

conversely, as u get older and more tired, your tolerance for bullshit goes down the drain. u do not have the energy to deal with it. it does not belong. get out. I will not dance around and politely shoo the drama out with a feathery broom I will send a bulldozer at 80 mph

what I'm saying is as you age you walk more and more softly and carry a bigger and bigger stick. this is why the elderly are so powerful btw

the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.

juice disappears faster than any other liquid it is a frightening world we live in

@bunnysmoothie pls post the screenshots.. u know the ones

) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium

This post has 1 closing super parenthesis. Legend speaks of its evil counterpart...

may i?

Don't do it!

pretty please?

DO IT!

nothin i do ever works

if the idea of 'fat people are hot' makes you so agonizingly uncomfortable that you have to pop up with 'fetishization' or 'glorifying' or 'not everyone--' please consider that your discomfort with my fat body being hot is a You Problem and i am not interested