an Old Man sits in the park., he sees some children scrolling Wormblr on their smart telephones... he Says "hey you Wids (worm kids).. GET OFF YOUR SKITTER-SCREENS!!" the kids look at the Old Man with dis dain. "first off," they say, "don't call us Wids (worm kids). we're all-inclusive Pids (parahumans kids). yeah, We Like Ward!" the Old Man was shocked. "you, like Ward!!?" he shouted, his eyes watering.. Wow. i've never met Anyone who Liked Ward.. i;m gonna give you Pids (parahumans kids) something really special.... the Old Man walked home and opened his Wordpress Account. he logged into Woerm Wordpress and retconned.. "you Pids (parahumans kids) will Love This." he retconned so that jack Slash was Gay #lgbtq.. and that Old Man's name... was Wildbow mccrae!
















