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Monterey Bay Aquarium
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
shark vs the universe
Andulka
Cosmic Funnies
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Product Placement
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@estavionpira
still thinking about that "the simurgh improved madison" comment on a northerlion clip where the city was catching strays. infinite +2s, based as all hell, it should be a fucking crime that almost nobody has the context to Understand it's brilliance.
but I do. I see you, junglerat7247. and I am giving you the respect you deserve for writing a comment so funny it's been living in my head rent free for seven wholeass months.
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return of the jedi if george lucas wasnt a talentless hack
pirate gaster animation by lil ol me
Emotionally distant partner turns out to be spending all her time hanging out with your future self simply because she's "a more interesting and well-rounded person with more experiences" and you're just like. okay so is one of those experiences... this?
You confront Future You about how she could do such a thing and she's like "I mean it really hurt me when I was you, but I've done a lot of introspection since then and realized I was really boring so if anything it was my fault. By which I mean yours."
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orson welles was 25 when he directed citizen kane. steve jobs didn't start apple until he was 21. bobby fischer didn't become grandmaster until 15. mozart didn't even compose his first symphony until he was 8. you have time.
need to become a guy who exclusively does evil commissions. like this
WILL DRAW ✓ mecha ✓ gore ✓ furry ✓ nsfw
WILL NOT DRAW X ocs X fanart X simple backgrounds
great question and I'm glad you asked. in this case I would only draw:
real people, places, or objects
art of media that neither of us are really a fan of
unoriginal characters
edgy malcolm malcolminthemiddle: You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me...
dating Flowery Deltarune headcanons (Flowery x fem reader)
He leaves you for your dad
If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:
- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course
- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison
- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries
- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open
- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track
- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place
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shoutout to the woman on the scooter muttering “if they knew what I’d do to this whole fuckin city”, thank you for sparing my life
For the first time, China has successfully landed an orbital reusable booster at sea.
The Long March 10B is the third launcher system in the world to achieve this feat, after Falcon 9 in 2015 and New Glenn in 2025.
most interesting thing here: they've learned from F9 and starship that legs are mass expensive and take away from payload capacity, so it's better to use ground systems or a stage 0 to handle the actual "landing" instead, even if it has a higher initial capital investment.
must admit that of all the things I expected to see in my lifetime, rockets regularly landing upright back on earth wasn't actually one of them.
dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending
Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor
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a baby bird has been born with unrivaled firepower
Was lyctoral obama's cavalier michelle or biden?
biden 100%. it was like a gideon/harrow or pyrrha/gideon situation though. like biden is still in there somewhere because he couldn't bear fully absorbing him. every now and then when he looks out over a crowd lyctoral obama sees him like this
hillary did the eightfold word with michelle behind obama's back and so lyctoral hillary and obama have a sort of mercystine situation going on #information
