gilgamesh cinematic universe

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

me: [putting on my badass sunglasses as smooth bossa nova music plays] i'm definitely going to kill myself if we get this wrong

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^ this guy but frowning

the haunted game

my deltarune fanart, ultimate strategic brilliance one billion

INTERFACING - You fuck it up. Your juvenile glee at finding a slide leads you to swing down into the pipe far too fast. INLAND EMPIRE - Like the child you used to be. AUTHORITY - But you are not a child any more. ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY - Fuck that shit, bomb it down there and scream the whole time! PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - We can take it. We can always take it. PAIN THRESHOLD - Pain, radiant and sharp, jolts through you. You can not, in fact, take it. [Health -1] REACTION SPEED - You fly out of the slide, propelled by your weight and your enthusiasm. ENDURANCE - The metal jars against you, then you're sliding over the harsh ground instead. COMPOSURE - You land heavily at Kim's feet, and begin to whine like a child with a scraped knee. ESPRIT DE CORPS - His infinitesimal regard for you as a normal human being is so dead at this point he's not even surprised. KIM KITSURAGI - "Normal people, when they go down a slide, they're fine." AUTHORITY - He's questioning your authority! VOLITION - Sitting on the floor and crying after being beaten up by a slide, you have precious little authority to question. [Morale -1]

Tenna's propaganda division hard at work in the political cartoon mines

posts with fake songs i can imagine so perfectly it’s like they were real