gilgamesh cinematic universe

*badly analysing pact voice* Ur was woke because severing Blake's connections is a metaphor for removing his fallopian tubes (transmasc)

*badly analysing pact voice* Ur was reactionary because it reacted to Blake being I the same building as it

*analysing pact while Hungry voice* Ur was hungry because Blake smelled like Burger

*badly analysing pact voice* Ur was woke because severing Blake's connections is a metaphor for removing his fallopian tubes (transmasc)

*badly analysing pact voice* Ur was reactionary because it reacted to Blake being I the same building as it

i just wanna quit my job and go swimming in the oceaannnnnn

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trying to interrogate the last boy that went to jupiter to get more stupider, but he bit down on an estradiol like a fucking cyanide capsule and I didn't get anything from her!

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

need to talk about less stupid stuff with my girlfriend before bed. still furious that I managed to give myself a dream where I was trying to show a curious and polite baby gorilla around the flat and explaining how closet doors work, how to turn on the lights, that sort of thing, because this sort of scenario was the subject of a conversation I forcibly imposed immediately before falling asleep

I woke up and my first thought was "the gorilla is gone, but what a waste of time"