Bang Bang Bang!

BETTE MIDLER????

Bette Midler drags Trump like daily. 

what’s a king to another, gayer king.

A boyfriend?

i dont trust birds. fuckin hollow bones. suspicious. what are you hiding in there

sweet dreams ominously playing in the background really makes this

hey hey hey this is really important, especially as a reminder to people with disorders that cause chronic exhaustion.

i just love the idea of an oddly specific curse that isn’t even harmful

curse where on tuesdays you can’t say the word tuesday

“What day is it today?” “Second Monday” “Cool, thanks”

curse where you tie shoes but in a wildly incorrect way

curse where you can’t say you’re cursed, but you are and it’s really bugging you

oh that’s good

that ussr propaganda poster that’s just a guy floating in space with the caption “there is no god” is so funny

The internet can make all the Shaggy memes it wants, but as long as Velma is the Keeper of the Scooby Snacks, she will always be stronger than him. 🤔

@rosesandstuff

the truth™️

God is a woman and her name is Velma Dinkley

I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like ma’am you can’t do that