Dude Stink

Been talking with @pocket00rocket about grunge lots and eventually asked him to lay out rules or guidelines for making out your smells. I decided to put it into kinda tiers.

Tier 1:

Stop wearing deodorant

reduce how often you wash your clothes

Don’t change socks and underwear

Reduce the number of showers you take

Stop using soap in showers

Eat gassier foods

Tier 2:

Piss/Jizz in your clothes

Roll in dirt (such as a dirty garage or yard)

Stop showering all together

Don’t wash clothes anymore

Don’t wipe and use your underwear

Layer clothes like socks and underwear to sweat more

Don’t wash your sheets

Tier 3:

Make musk shrines, piss in tubs and leave it plugged.

Don’t flush toilets unless you have to

Wet the bed and other furniture freely

Piss in your car and other places outside of home

Stop cleaning

This was at just over 48 hours with no shower on top of day two of some of my best brew. Which one do you want to smell first?