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They need to invent a type of exercise that doesn't absolutely fucking suck to do.

To add onto 2, HEMA swordfighting classes are really cathartic and it's easy not to notice how much exercise you're getting from trying to hit somebody with a longsword.

The people who insist AI is smarter than a human are doing their fucking damnedest to manifest that

Someone opposite me on the train the other night was doing a mock exam off their phone for a cabin crew position with an airline, except the questions were all multiple choice generated with ChatGPT and they were just writing down the answer key without writing down any of the actual answers or revising anything. I saw them flick through their notebook. pages on pages of answer keys without any further context.

is there anything worse than accidentally putting on the non-explicit version of an album? where is my beloved wife fuck and my beautiful daughter cunt?

I've been saying for a long time that music streaming services need a "never show me radio/walmart edits" option. I never, EVER want to hear a censored version, that's 1000 times more offensive to me than the worst swearwords

anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

literally what would we do without gif makers thank you gif makers THANK YOU GIFMAKERS i love nothing more than to watch a tiny moment of a scene loop over and over and over the world is so beautiful

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

One of my favourite things in media is when a creature with no family, no lineage, and indeed no discernible society to call its own nonetheless has a surname.

crazy how clint eastwood by gorillaz is like, certainly amongst the top 100 songs of the noughties considering it is, on paper, a song by a fake cartoon band where del tha funkee homosapien raps about how he’s a ghost possessing the band’s fake cartoon drummer over a beat which is literally a yamaha keyboard’s dub preset

something something incrediblt weird polls that have an incredibly agreed upon answer somehow

You already know which one is the most voted. These polls on this site could probably be used as some kind of database for an experiment of some kind. But they won’t be

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in