I Will Find My Way

Asserting my dominance in the men’s room by properly washing my hands

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

i’m uglier and more annoying in person, rest assured

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

bricked up after a kiss? my type of man

surely the conses wont quence

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

I need to cuddle with a cute man soon or I’ll wither away

CRABS GOT THE WRONG ONE????!