Scrungletown

taking antidepressants and listening to nine inch nails so the effects cancel out and my libido comes out perfectly normal

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

you should also be able to do this to job listings

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

“you’re such a ray of sunshine!” thanks! one day i chose to act happy and then i kept choosing it over and over and over and over until the neurological pathways formed like desire paths in the thicket. i dug and clawed my nails into the grooves of my brain and carved out joy. i retouch it every day.

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

*finishes suckin a dick **crushes it against my forehead like a beer can

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

Spent so much on top surgery only to still be a bottom

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

hey. dont cry. 566 california condors, okay? 369 free flying.[1] it's gonna be okay.

for the record, in 1987 there were 27. [2] things can get better.

HEY. DONT CRY. 607 CALIFORNIA CONDORS, OKAY? 392 FREE FLYING. [3]

Can we see cool/cute pics of some of them?

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly