Yikes.

yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

they ain't the only bitch with a juicy $4 baconator

the cringe police don’t want you to know that the bird dating sim hatoful boyfriend is actually a fantastically written bait and switch slow burn horror comedy that is not only genuinely entertaining, not only a genre defining piece of parody work, but also back in 2011, accurately depicted a post-pandemic rise in ethnonationalism. it’s the best game in the world and reading this back maybe the cringe police should come for me actually but it’s fine just carry on my legacy and play hatoful boyfriend

I am ugly and cannot hold a conversation who wants to make out?

If someone shot one of these at me, I'd shit myself.

half of this website should learn this

Shut the fuck up

actually they invented depression one year later for the emo movement

americans be like i’m looking at myself in the meer

americans be like im gonna eat an ornge

americans see a tree rodent and go 'look a skwurl'

americans be like couldj gemmie a glass uv waddr

My ancestors died because they were born a long time ago

does anyone else look their best in the bathroom mirror at like 11pm