Time, Truth, And Hearts

im a protected species you fucking asshole

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

it’s their month

everyone roots for the knicks but let's root for me as well please I'd appreciate it

How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin

hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now