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remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

#i mean tbf #remy was cooking like 5 star meals as a lil rat and out showing everyone in the kitchen #id be embarrassed too im ngl

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wakingfromthewater

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

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Screenshots I took to traumatize my husband when I got this ad

pastimperfection

It is HILARIOUS that they're censoring fuck. Let's not offend any delicate sensibilities by dropping a complete f-bomb in the middle of explaining the rules of the monster fucking 💦💦💦 game.

wakingfromthewater

This is going to enter my vocabulary

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freakoutgirl

me when someone asks if i have a twitter or whatever: idk i’m not really on social media that much

me on tumblr: peeing again

can I just log in

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cleaningouttherooms

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

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innerchildabortionclinic

#patrick bateman

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Mii chanel pastel oil

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thejohncarver

My job probably hates me bc i keep getting SICK

thejohncarver

Forgot todays fathers day, my white ass has to go in still so im not actually fired

thejohncarver

Dont car actually i wont get fired and they cut my hours a lot already anyway

"do you prefer yaoi or yuri" well i like nothing. i like silence. just me. and the cold, empty cosm[Hears a twig crack] .

,Who gors there

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glowcowboy

thank god for the color pink . green also

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