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Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

don't worry kitten daddy got it

start worrying kitten daddy fucked up

mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little

Making sure my Zoom camera is tilted at a Dutch angle to indicate to my coworkers my psychological madness

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

If you have a crush on me just come talk to me and I promise you will get over it

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme