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hello gamers its me tumblr user twinkvandyke

I AM:

using he/they pronouns

a (tired, often overwhelmed) college student

an artist!

queer as hell

dykes, femmes, and select twinks can Get It

transmasc

probably neurodivergent

i arrived onto the hellsite in dec 2022

i made this blog to be an artblog. but its mostly shitposting tbh.

any of my art posted will be tagged #my art

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queer-as-city-folk

If I'm not haunting the narrative, what's the point?

queer-as-city-folk

I'm gone and not coming back and you just have to learn to live without me

queer-as-city-folk

Everything will remind you of me and theres a gapping hole in your life where I was

#this post has found me at The Time Of My Life Ever #thank you this is strangely comforting. also fuck you for reminding me of the gaping hole in my life #oooogbh

imathers

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Amazing new mexico sunset. i'm hanging on a bridge with my friend mikey way from my chem. Its all orange and pink above us. We went to another waterpark again. I love high fives again. Totally back in love.

#petekey #happy 20 years to whatever tf happened here #fob #mcr #scheduled #fall out boy #my chem #my chemical romance #summer of like

cervine-arctophile

i may be active on many socials but tumblr is the last place i can truly get my derp on anymore...

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kaylmao

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

im rotatinc coronabeth and ianthe in my mind right now. (excuse the typose im so sick they say i be profen. also i resorted to nyquil which treats me Weird at best)

so... you know victorian hairwork (aka mounting jewlery)? headcanon that thats a comment token of affection in the 3rd to/from necromancy adepts. these bitched definitely have lockets of 3ach others hair because theyre disgystingly sappy. they also definitely left out their sluttly slutty boytoy naberius out.

(idmg soyrce: https://mementosentwined.com/the-process/knot-work/)

(new headcanon. if ianthe and corona fuck. which. whose to say, but like. it might be funnier/more narratively intruguing if they did. naberius would have sat in the cuck chair.)

#the locked tomb #tlt #tlt headcanon #my headcanons #coronabeth tridentarius #coronabeth the third #ianthe tridentarius #ianthe the first #tower prince ianthe naberuus #tower princes #coronianthe #idk theur ship name tbh

fugitivedr

swaggering through the cold and the dark with my chud necromancer that i hate

#gideon the ninth #the locked tomb #tlt

sinew has been used as cordage for milennia....

so about those gideon/ianthe friendship bracelets... what if they contained someones hair/sinew, harrow-marrow soup style? likely not Gideon's, but Ianthe has a functionally infinite supply of her own flesh.

Would kiriona notice? gideon is a big dumb sword lesbian raised in the Bones Place, would she recognize sinew if it were woven?

would she have figured out Ianthe's necromancy specialty enough to fear that? gideon spent her life being necromantically tormented by harrow and her bones, she surely knows better than to keep necromancy materials on her person.

If she noticed, would kirona give a single fuck? she might be too depressed to care about what happens to herself. she might also feel too invincible on account of being jod-dna-theft-proofed?

heres some sinew cordage, source: https://sensiblesurvival.org/2011/11/07/preparing-and-using-sinew/ (TW, disassembling a deer leg)

#nona the ninth #kiriona gaia #kiriona the first #the locked tomb #tlt #tlt theory #ianthe tridentarius #ianthe the first #kirianthe #harrowhark soup #the soup scene

watchpoob

sorry, the website is down right now! i don't have the funds at the moment to pay for the domain. it'll be back up asap!

watchpoob

apologies for the downtime. for now, you can access poob here: https://watchpoob.neocities.org/

#poob #poob has it for you

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computa. cure the catholic guilt i somehow aquired despite not being catholic. computa do you hear me

foone

the trans improv discord has a bot that shouts CHANGE! at random intervals, and everyone has to rotate their pronouns

beepiesheepie

had a dream that jerma985 for whatever reason became a huge celebrity in worcester, massachusetts. yes i know he's from boston. every restaurant had a framed picture of him and every dunkin donuts had a bunch of pictures of him, like all the wall decor was photos of jerma. there were photos of him on poles and all the hospitals (we have like a billion here) had a photo of him in the various common rooms, something to calm down anxious patients. UMass and WPI students had tiny jerma shrines as a joke and ironically prayed to jerma before exams. Also photos ranged from nice looking ones you get when you google 'jerma' and meme ones like the sus image and him coughing weird. restaurants made jerma themed food (not really themed but more like they just named it after him) and people named their pets after jerma (no kids. cause this was all semi ironic). jerma visited one day and he needed an escort and people were on the streets- not just young people who knew who he was but older folks as well- celebrating his visit like it was a parade. he also showed on stream the kind of fame he was getting via going on google maps and social media and seeing all the jerma love he was getting in worcester. jerma didnt know why worcester was treating him like this but after questioning it for a bit he decided to just roll with it. he gave a speech at his visit (i think in the park in downtown) but words are always garbled in dreams so i didnt understand what he said, but he definitely said something like 'i dont know why this is happening but im not gonna question it' and doing that laugh he does when he's bewildered

gothighunicorntolerance

Gripping you by the shoulders. Tumblr please everyone needs to get more into roller derby. If yall thought hockey was great you’re going to love roller derby. PLEASE.

#roller derby

ravioliet

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

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petition to call chicago the clitoris of america.

and itll all be anish kapoor's fault

#chicago #anish kapoor #chicago bean

we as a society (ao3 users) need to invent alpha/beta/omega neopronouns to avoid the unclarity inherent to same-pronoun sex scenes

#ao3 #a/b/o #omegaverse #neopronouns #im so deadass

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