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valtsv

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

valtsv

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

valtsv

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

thejabberwocki

might be the best road sign i've seen this year

sashaforthewin

Booty shorts slogan

daylights-rain

Dragons are inherently among the most wiggly of creatures

This is partly because dragon tails are so fat and have such weight to them, that in attempting to wag a tail, the whole body is affected. So many dragons just choose to go ahead and wiggle the everything they've got

The other main reason is because whimsy is stored in the dragon

roxydrac

*wiggles in agreement*

wasteofprotons

*wiggles in agreement*

mio5551

*wiggles in agreement*

singularity-event-enjoyer

*wiggles in agreement*

xxyzznn

*wiggles in agreement*

dragon-junction

*wiggles in agreement*

digitalsymbiote

*wiggles in agreement*

eohdaho

*wiggles in agreement*

dragon--thing

*wiggles in agreement*

glissadia

*wiggles in agreement*

zykeroth

*wiggles in agreement*

hemipenal-system

*wiggles in agreement*

rocktheholygrail

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stephank

Thaisha has an awkward question for Sir Julien...

quiddie

I’m absolutely DYING. THIS IS PERFECTION. 🥹

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

trying to explain to people that the cursed amulet and i have genuinely bonded. we are PALS now. "the fact you don't want to take it off is proof it's controlling you" i want to keep wearing it bc im enjoying hanging out with my buddy. not everything is nefarious. we're doing girl time

victusinveritas

black-crested-jaybird

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

37q

marikafoxtail

[This scene cannot be skipped.]

gondorrevealparty

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

jadeharleyinc

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

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grimalditeuthis

what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck

duckdotcom

wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god

ancient-debris

Iron breastplate to ward off fairies, Fishnet leggings to ward off cod.

frightfullytreeish

solarchaotica

static-mutt-left-deactivated202

You're evil and you know it

communismlives

good thing they're hidden from god and the devil

i-am-a-fish

*publishes this post with my paws*

magooli11

A fish

With paws

Nothing out of the ordinary here

i-am-a-fish

reblogs this post with my cool antenna, (left)

king-of-oreo

I bet you can’t reblog it with your trunk tho

i-am-a-fish

ignores your challenge with my tendril

chimeride

sreegs

the existence of uncanny valley would suggest there is also a canny mountain

radwolf76

Canny Mountain, Charlie!

baddywronglegs

Do you think Michael Crichton had a deep-seated hatred of theme parks because he was too tall for all the rides?

wanderer-chronicles

Yes.

[tumblr] is a flat circle.

baddywronglegs

Damn, it sure is huh

zetabrarian

We should do this more on this website.

Person 1: -posts-

Person 2: -pulls out the historical documents-

baddywronglegs

I have been brought before the scriptures and my heresies found canonical.

I accept the judgement "unoriginal" and "should have looked it up first" but, in my inadequate defence, Tumblr's search function does fucking suck.

zeemczed

Defense found perfectly cromulent. Let Baddywronglegs free, and let no mark be against said blog.

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flagellant

Hey guys I made a pride flag for when your gender is nobody else's fucking business! Check it out!

flagellant

happy one year anniversary to this post getting marked as "potentially mature content" and then never leaving content review when i appealed. tumblr's own default loading graphic is considered by their own tos "potentially sexual" it seems.

@support you got any explanations for how this post got flagged? or why it never got reviewed? or what mature content might potentially be happening? believe me i am ALL ears

flagellant

it's 2026 and this post is officially no longer "potentially mature" and is just "mature". so: either tumblr's own default loading graphic is now confirmed to be explicitly sexual and pornographic

or the concept of a pride flag is considered to be inappropriate for 13 year olds.

happy pride 2026. here's a pride flag for when corporate interests of a site run by dogshit transphobes, handwringing pearlclutchers, and "powerless" "allies" tell you that pride and your gender is no one else's fucking business:

ashtrayolsen

PARIS WAS NOT NAMED AFTER PARIS HILTON YOU DIPSHIT

source?

jantesika

it was obviously named after Paris, the trojan prince.

derinthescarletpescatarian

A common misconception! Paris Hilton was named after Paris, the Trojan Prince, and Paris (the city) was named after Plaster of Paris, for trade relation reasons (that plaster being the main export f the area when the city was founded).

Plaster of Paris getting its name, of course, from its inventor, Paris Hilton.

theeternalnewb

I don’t know why anybody uses ChatGPT when they can log into Tumblr Dot Com and see *bespoke* obviously stupid lies, handcrafted by a real asshole for free.

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