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given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that
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*batman voice* Gerard Way?
Please don't assassinate me the heat is doing that already
If i had a penny for every sun coded blonde + moon coded brunette with amputated left arm I shipped I would have two penny's, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
had to make a superbat version
man yβall remember when the avengers movie came out and everyone headcanoned that all the avengers would live together in the tower and had all these cute posts about various fun ways they could interact and then the movies literally never had any of them even be friends
I want to state, for the record, that βall the avengers would live together in the towerβ wasnβt collective headcanon, it was canon. The very last scene of Avengers (2012), the one they left us on, is Tony redesigning the tower, designing a living area for each Avenger. That was, canonically, what was supposed to happen, in canon, and they just changed their minds and decided toβ¦ not. For whatever goldarn reason.
GHHFDGJHFDS THATS EVEN FUNNIER WHY IS MARVEL LIKE THIS
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The idea that whenever Damian is dramatic, Bruce and Talia says he gets it from the other. Knowing damn well that theyβre both theatre majors in another life.
Like, Damian is five years old and heβs packing his things and running away because CLEARLY Talia doesnβt love him enough to give feed him (he wants a cookie but theyβre going to eat supper in five minutes). βYouβre just like your Father.β Talia says to him once he has his cookie after supper.
Then Damian is eleven and heβs waxing poetic about the cow they found. How cruel it would be to leave her behind and now heβs swore off meat. Bruce is already thinking of where to build the barn when he tells him βYou get that from your Mother.β
au where superman comes to earth as an adult and everyone but bruce can see that he's a little.... weird
I love the idea that if Bruce had picked any other way to cope, Alfred would still have been ride or die for him. Bruce wanted to become a doctor? Alfred would be up helping him crunch before the MCATs at 3am. Bruce wanted to become an actor? Alfred would be enrolling him in all the best schools and getting Sir Ian McKellan to coach him. Bruce wanted to fight for the environment? Alfred would be showing him learn how to dismantle deforestation equipment. Alfred loves that boy but it's just Alfred's luck that his boy wants to dress like a Bat and fight crime with pointy boomerangs and a bitching car.
conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 73 (masterpost here)
Damian: was he not- i mean i know he wasn't fatherly, but was he not strict when you two were younger?
Dick: *loud laughing* oh, man, not even close-!
Jason: yeah, he really wasn't- i mean, he tried to be on occasion i guess; but it wasn't really parental strictness more than it was just being harsh and bitter.
Tim: so B really didn't try at all at first, huh?
Jason: he didn't- ok, honestly? my personal theory is that he didn't know he had kids until after i died.
Dick: *laughter turns to wheezes* wHAT?
Jason: no- *wheeze* shut up, hear me out, *cackles*
Tim, audibly amused: what the fuck does that even mean--like you think he forgot he adopted you both?
Jason: no, no- i just think he didn't understand the correlation between adoption and actually being in charge.
Damian: you think that in his mind it was a one time thing? like 'oh, adopting kids? yeah i did that in the past, fun night'.
Tim: *wheeze*
Jason: y-*snort*-yeah, you get it.
Dick: SO WAIT- *deep breath* so you- so you think that for Bruce it was like he had no idea until after you died, at which point he was panicking looking around like 'FUCK A CHILD IS DEAD, SOMEBODY CALL HIS PARENT- ooooh, i get it now,'
Tim: *loud uncontrollable cackling*
Jason, also fighting through wheezes: no i- *choke* no, i mean like- i think he didn't really understand that he was supposed to be a parent in all the senses rather than just the legal. i think you were too happy with every non-parent-like decision he made, and i was too independent, so he thought we were all just chill living in each other's spaces.
Dick: *wheeze* he thought- he thought that Dad was just a title, like Mr or Mrs,
Damian: -like when you buy a two foot square of land online so you can legally be called a lord.
Dick: *cackling* tHAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS-
Jason: yeah, yeah- and then i died and Tim fuckin' showed up, and i have to imagine he was just white-knuckling it in the Batcave looking at him like 'god, i really need to lock the fuck in with this guy',
Tim and Dick: *start crying*
Damian: you think- *snort* so finding Drake was Father internally sighing and going 'ok, time to grind i guess'?
Jason: exac- *wheeze*
*connecting ping*
Bruce: boys, it's-
*a pause* *breathless laughter*
Bruce: i don't even want to know what's so funny this time. i'm just here to call Robin home; it's almost three, i want you to come back to the cave with me so you can get some sleep before your exam at school tomorrow.
Damian, disgruntled: *sigh* yeah yeah, on my way.
Dick, weeping, tone high-pitched: he's locking in-
Tim and Jason: *fucking lose it again*
darn it
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The Russo Brothers confirm the Marvel Cinematic Universe will go back to 'Phase Zero' and be starting over from scratch.
I mean, I figured. Kind of amusing that it seems to be bourne out of the Russos' own frustration with having to keep up with a decade of continuity though.
Remains to be seen in they actually go into it with some kind of cohesive plan like James Gunn and Peter Safran have with the DCU reboot, or if it will be subject to the to Disney's executives' whims like the Star Wars franchise though.
Absolutely worthless dogshit that isn't even going to be worth the time it would take to pirate it most likely
To be honest the only reason me and some friends are planning to pirate this illiterate trash is because we're planning to mock it relentless while we get high/hammered while watching it
And oh goody
We'll soon be getting even more dogshit "films" starring boring as fuck cishet characters played by talentless boring as fuck cishet actors
I put "films" in quotes because calling the dogshit theme park rides that are the MCU "Film" is like calling AI trash "art"
Battinson really does make certain Old People things about Batman lore make sense about a Batman Of The 20s. For example, Dick's origin. I fully believe that this particular Batman, instructed to go out and have some fun, like a human person might have, with no instructions more specific than that, would answer the question "what is fun, to a person?" by googling "circus near me"
"Alfred told me to go have some fun so I went to see great clown pagliacci and, as you can imagine, there was a murder and, understandably, I now have a child"
ππππππππ nonblack America might lose their shit... But me personally... I would like to see the vision πππππ
rip tony stark you woulda loved ryland grace
another day of ryland grace being passed around the fandoms like a blunt. god bless. i love this fuxking fandom. phm never change
idk superbat fics where Bruce dies and Clark immediately drops everything to try and resurrect him always seemed kinda ooc to me, like yes Clark loves him but I think he would be too uncomfortable to actually go through with -
oh. hm
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all conversations about bruce being responsible for jason's death drive me insane not even necessarily in a like "this is a bad point" way but in a like. everything about this in a meta sense makes me crazyyyy way.
what if you lived in a universe where child sidekicks could not die because child sidekicks were intended to be a marketing ploy to attract child readers by presenting a child's power fantasy of "what if i could be the teammate to my favorite superhero (and not get grievously hurt/killed)". so you have a child sidekick because, in a meta sense, there's no actual serious risk of them dying and thus this doesn't really pose any serious ethical questions.
and then changing social norms and a changing media landscape lead to the universe you exist in getting tonally darker; your beloved ward who you've always had a great relationship with is suddenly someone you're arguing with constantly, the crimes are getting more real and less cartoony, the world is becoming scarier and more dangerous. and one day the people who control your universe decide that they want to really drive home this new tonal shift by undoing that most fundamental rule, that child sidekicks cannot die, and they kill your son.
this is not something that was supposed to happen. this was not supposed to ever be a possibility. you took on a child sidekick in a universe where child sidekicks could not die, and now you are being framed retroactively as a horrible person for doing something that is only now a questionable decision because the rules have changed. and, oh, by the way? child sidekicks are still necessary for marketing purposes. so you are fated to always continuously have a child sidekick even though you are now famous for the fact that your second child sidekick (who is also, again, your beloved son) died. and everyone blames you for this. and everyone hates you for this. and everyone in universe and out mocks you for your son's death and tells you it's your fault. because some comic writers decided to make a Dark Edgy Decision that retroactively made you culpable for child endangerment.
Also, can I just add... it makes perfect sense that within the narrative, Jason blames Bruce for his death. Because the fundamental premise was that he was supposed to stay safe, like Dick did. He's not necessarily justified in his anger (additional reasons apply), but it makes sense. I would feel betrayed too. What is not justified is everyone else taking Jason's anger to dogpile on Bruce. Especially when I look at some very shitty takes from readers. π
Absolute Green Arrow #1 - "The Longbow Killer" (2026)
written by Pornsak Pichetshote art by Rafael Albuquerque & Marcelo Maiolo
