'Cause Why Not

I accidentally made eye contact with a mall booth salesperson and barely escaped a 25 minute long skin care demonstration where she tried to trap me in a sale no less than 4 times

The rules of engagement for mall kiosk owners and pokemon trainers are exactly the same

its like if you met jesus and he was a gremlin

i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

@dalethesjtoddler

And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child, and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, “I have a huge transmutation circle and I’m going to kill everyone to become god!” And before we could say anything, the child was like, “If you even fucking look at Amestris, I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, I’m so fucking crazy.”

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Sometimes it’s not a bad thing, just surprising. Like, “Today the child did alchemy without a transmutation circle,” and everyone is like, “Huh, I didn’t know he could do that.”

@absolutely-nothing-to-see-here @arcanenrok @aspiringwatcher

@zelsbels-official  Step up the fun on D&D night

also a galaxy brain level hot take here: arbiter best halo character you can’t change my mind

How is this a hot take? The arbiter is outright the best Halo character. Keith David doesn’t suffer fools

it’s a hot take because, upon Halo 2′s release, many of the fans at the time thought the Arbiter was the “boring one.” and yes, they were absolutely wrong, but that sentiment still holds favor with a lot of Halo fans today– and even the studios themselves. The Arbiter has only been a playable character in two games while Master Chief has been playable in five. of those two, only Halo 2 had levels that were explicitly Arbiter-centric storylines. with the exception of the Arbiter’s small cameo in Halo 5, he’s a character who has definitely not gotten the attention he deserves. in this essay, I will make my case for a game centered solely upon Thel ‘Vadam

THAT FIRST SITE IS EVERY WRITER’S DREAM DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE TRIED WRITING SOMETHING AND THOUGHT GOD DAMN IS THERE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR WHAT I’M USING TWO SENTENCES TO DESCRIBE AND JUST GETTING A BUNCH OF SHIT GOOGLE RESULTS

God yes reblog to save a writers life

The reason so many men are hating on Captain Marvel is bc NOTHING about her was made to cater to their gaze. her suit? practical/non-sexualized. her personality? not a stereotype. the actress who plays her? a feminist who wont take any shit. THAT pisses men off & its a good thing.

ALL OF THIS

*my parents.

And my GREAT Grandma is still alive soooo……..

My GRANDMA

My FATHER went to a LEGALLY MANDATED segregated school until he was 8 and integration was then enforced. He was not legally allowed into a school or part of town with white people until he was almost ten

Many people forget black people couldn’t even vote until 1965. That’s not that long ago.

for the vast majority schools within the south, substantive de-segregation was completed only in like circa 1975. thats like fucking 20 years after Brown v. Board of education.

My father is 52 and he chopped cotton in Louisiana as a child until he was 11

Less than 65 years. King was murdered in 68, which was effectively the end of the movement and beginning of the Black Power era. My parents were both born in the 50s in the Jim Crow south, and remember it vividly. One of my mom’s friends was even killed at the 16th Street Baptist Church. People are delusional for acting like this was all so long ago.

There were schools in the U.S that still had segregated proms in 2012. Shit is still happening it’s not all in some distant past.

@miaamoeba

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

A lot of those incidents were with Wii Bowling, which to me implies that people didn’t so much forget to how to hold something, as they forgot they weren’t holding a bowling ball and weren’t in a bowling alley.

This is a gift to humankind

Don’t shop at Game Stop during April… They’re supporting Autism $peaks.

Oh. Joy. http://finance.yahoo.com/news/gamestop-partners-autism-speaks-autism-140428640.html

THIS! THIS THIS THIS THIS!

i notice that tumblr dot com has their black history month banner up, and that’s nice, but i feel like any even more fun black history month activity would be deleting all the white supremacist blogs

This could be a great set of descriptors for tracking social stats in a game.

Woah

A good chart for character development, especially when contrasting how they are vs. how they see themselves.