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U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping
what you fail to take into account is he's been stuck on tatooine for 19 years and so he has specific and very personal beef with each and every creature in that cantina
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In conversation with multiple posts going around discussing technical literacy and typing skills…
I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 Words Per Minute
I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 WPM
I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM
I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM
I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM
I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM
I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM
I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM
I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM
I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM
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➡️ Take a typing test here (and you need an actual, physical keyboard for this):
The industry-standard benchmark used by employers and typing certifications worldwide.
➡️ 'Typing classes' refers to computer skills classes you might have had in school; you can also count games or other related typing training your parents might have had you do.
➡️ Across 3 different typing test websites*, the (english language) world average typing speed is 40 WPM.
*typingtest.now, typingtestgo.com, typerworld.com

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this must go so hard if you're stupid
Research finds that porn-related problems are predominantly caused by religious conflict. Clinically, this means people need help, but not n
The obsession with pornography somehow being addictive or damaging is just stock-standard reactionary moral-panic, and the science backs me up. I cite my sources when making claims, they never will because the sources don't exist, or are opinion-piece drivel.
You hear about "porn addicts relapsing" and it's never like "I spent the rent money on OnlyFans" it's "I rubbed one out and cried about it for hours after"
"It always was [internalized sex-negativity and 'sinfulness', maybe self-directed homophobia, perhaps even repressed gender dysphoria]?"
"Always has been."
THE CRICKET THAT LIVES EXCLUSIVELY ON NEW LAVA FIELDS AND IMMEDIATELY LEAVES THE MOMENT ANY PLANTS SHOW UP. NO ONE HAS EVER SCAVENGED THIS HARD BEFORE. IT'S A LIFESTYLE
i find it a little mean-spirited when when someone falls for a joke and engages with it unironically and the original poster refuses to drop the bit in order to play the misunderstanding for laughs ("smooth sharking"). i've definitely done this myself in the past but i will try to avoid it in the future
my reading comprehension is pretty good but in a real-time spoken interaction i would absolutely be falling for the smooth shark bit. i have no high ground from which to make fun of people for being gullible
I have a big problem with the idea that "person insistently telling people that sharks are rough" is supposedly definitively the caricature of "dude who has a compulsive need to be the smartest person in the room" much more so than "person insistently telling people incorrectly that sharks are smooth". There is no difference in the amount of insistence! The only difference is that one of them is right and one of them is wrong! And people assert their intellectual authority on the basis of flagrantly wrong information all the time!
Surely a bit where you assert false things with 100% unshakeable confidence and laugh all of the people trying to say otherwise out of the room, for trying to bring such naively quaint ideas as "correct information" to the table, is a practice that could never have severe anti-intellectual consequences downstream.
me and my friends all went shopping and we all found the exact same boob-window sweater at the store so we started calling each other the Titjob Triplets

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friend just told me that he and his siblings used to play a game called "abraham lincoln and the slimy slug" wherein one person is abraham lincoln, with a full range of motion, and one person is a slimy slug inside a sleeping bag
and they would fight. and of course abraham lincoln would just beat the absolute shit out of the slimy slug
my favorite part is that this can have more than 2 players. but there is never more than 1 slug. the imagery of 5 abe lincolns wailing on a slug is...effervescent
Abrahams Lincoln vs the slimy slug
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i think this is the funniest possible image that could be used to illustrate this subject
OK FUN FACT i also thought this picture was hilarious when i encountered it a few months ago, so i was curious how it ended up on wikipedia
it turns out the uploader is in fact the woman in the photo (she's uploaded a few other pictures of herself to other articles) and she ran an extremely web 1.0 site on the topic of bondage
this was apparently a long-standing fantasy of hers and she in fact did an entire video plus accompanying photoshoot about it, which was run in a bondage magazine in the 90s and did in fact take place on an abandoned train track. they committed to the bit hard enough that there's even a shot of the sinister villain looming over her with a big document labeled DEED and a pen
the best part is that according to this page, there were two "villains" involved (the woman's two partners, apparently), and the other one was dressed as a gorilla. sadly there are no images of the gorilla kidnapper because that sounds like. even funnier.
anyway i thought this whole thing was kinda cute, lol
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